Hokum & Hosiery

Insomuch as I could never forswear the temptation of a complimentary allotment of plaited filament, whether gossamer or lofty, presented herewith is my proffered submission.

Acquiesce, if you please, to a laconic occasion of toadyism to the adroit architect of filigree coverings for the terminal part of the lower extremities, designated for that baked confection loved by both progeny and forebears alike - Cookie.

Herewith I shall unveil my most contemporary stockinette (behold the witticism!) accomplishments:


Scrutinize a solitary Pomatamus on the portside and on t'other...a Beaudelaire!

To further flaunt the particulars...

And so goes this strumpet of texture forthwith into the witching hour with the gratification that she put forth a superlative travail to acquire additional fiber as well as the recognition that she should subsequently attempt to consummate the completion of the aforementioned complement of extremity coverings.